Battle of Remoth Bondith™

Blllaaaammmm!!! zzzzzttt!! KaPPPooowwww !!!
Laser shots and missiles are flying everywhere, blood and fuel cells... and there they are.. the alliance's heroes...


wavymoks: "Ohhh yeah, this is fun. Spear, transform to gattling gun". spear transforms and starts rattling, killing most of the frontline weasleynaughts. "darkzee, cover the left plank, shinycoy on the right, qatarmus, we need more artillery attacks 40 degrees north by north east, mamamshieholics, need immediate help on delta company, and bomber, stay in front of that pretty hot chick general lewi." -winks-

liwanagrace : "quit yapping wavymoks!! and don't call me lewi!! I'm still your lead commander here." as she blasts a weasleynaught behind wavymoks, almost hitting his ear. "watch your back guys!! polengport.. teleport all the seriously injured jhustinites at the infirmary, and mamamshieholic, bring your friends here we need serious help on the injured!!"

qatarmus prime : "copy that wavy, 40 degrees north by north east", -clicking sounds tsikukokokokokoko- "I NEED MISSILES !!! "

bomber morran: "done".. as he moves to cover their general.

wavymoks : "heyy!! watch that crazy goggles of yours, you almost hit me!!" still touching his ear. "by the way can you do that again, that angry-concerned look, you look absolutely fabulous sugar", he says to liwanagrace.

darkzee : "wavyyyy!!! i need some help here!! stop flirting with the boss!!" as she whacks her way thru the enemy.

mamashieholic : "woniebro!! ishmolba!! get your asses in here, we need immediate med backup !!! polengport!! bring the seriously injured ones at the infirmary!! "

wavymoks : -focuses the gattling gun on the left plank- "this is too easy, is this the best these smurfers can give??"


Darkzee's invisibility enables her to hack her way through enemy field, as her costume's power works only at night. as wavymoks continues to fire his way on the enemy flanks, and as darkzee hacks her way inside, plus artillery support from qatarmus prime, and with liwanagrace organizing the jhustinites, and with bomber morran protecting the weak flanks, with the help of medics and their teleporter, the alliance is winning the battle.

On the smurfers' side, General Kherniaxis seems to be just fine, unrattled with the onslaught of the alliance heroes.


Kherniaxis : "foolish heroes. Send more Weasleynaughts at the battle field! We're going to wear them out first before we attack. And send The_Bullette on the right side, to meet that invisible thingy warrior". "how old are you again baby? ", he says as he grabs one unlucky female soldier near him.

The_Bullete : "roger that sir, that invisible thingy is darkzee, i know what do to sir."


Then wavymoks saw 10 new flanks of weasleynaughts...


wavymoks : "damn !!! when will they run out of these footies?!! Spear, change to Gattling gun, quadruple barrel mode!! "


The_bullette appears on the left plank, behind the weasleynaughts, and beside him is baby_boomer, waiting for darkzee to attack. Then darkzee sees her previous lover, and goes into a berserker barrage, killing, hacking anyone who comes near her as she moves forward to the_bullette. As the blood of her victims envelops her, she loses her invisibility advantage.


liwanagrace : "DARKZEE !!! STOP!! IT'S A TRAP!! FALL BACK!! FALL BACK!! Wavymoks!! help darkzee !!"

wavymoks : "shit !!! bomber morran, move towards the middle, i'll cover the left plank.. POLENGPORT !!!! get darkzee out of there !!! ASAP !! "

bomber morran: "but what about the general, she needs protection."

polengport : "are you nuts??!! i'll be shredded into pieces if i teleport near her.

wavymoks : "spear!! transform to sniper canon!!, polengport, i'll hit her weapon and you teleport her as soon as I hit her, understood?!! BOMBER!! for fuck's sake!! protect the middle flank!! "


Darkzee continues to attack the weasleynaughts, as the_bullette and baby_boomer smile evilly, preparing for the kill.


Darkzee : "Damn you bullettee!!!!! i'll kill you!!! aaaarrrrhhhhh!!!


kkkzzzzzzztttt kabbbloooommm!!!
wavymoks hits the quadruple blade.


zzzrrrnnnggttt... pop !! polengport quickly teleports darkzee out of the battlefield and confines her inside the infirmary jail.


darkzee : "aaaahhh!! eeeeeeehhh!!! why did you stop me?!! get me out of here!!!!!

knight pinkstar : "stay here, you are unfit to fight again. you need to calm down.


Back at the battle field, wavymoks quickly raises his carhood shield, as he waits for his spear to transform back to the quadruple barrel gattling gun. he was suprised to see, that the middle flank's almost depleted due to the attack.


wavymoks : "shit!! where the hell is bomber?!!! i fuckin told you to stay at the middle!!"

bomber morran: "i need to be here, beside the general liwanagrace, the smurfers focused their attack here."

wavymoks : "are you blind??!! the middle flank's depleted. go back here with me, and help me protect the injured ones!! mamamshieholic!!! i need immediate med backup here at the middle flank!! now!!! "

liwanagrace : "go and protect the middle flank bomber, i don't need your protection here, i can take care of myself, the jhustinites need you!"

qatarmus prime : -radio in- "wavy!! do you need fire power on the middle flank??"

wavymoks : "thanks qatarmus, glad that you're here, do proceed to protect the left flank, darkzee just lost her cool after seeing that traitor!! " continues to focus his gattling gun against the weasleynaughts.

qatarmus prime : "consider it done! battle mode transform!! " - tsikukokokokokoko-


At the smurfers' side, general kherniaxis is smiling, his plan worked, one hero at a time. As he wears back his clothes and leaves the crying female soldier in one corner, he orders to launch their secret weapon.


kherniaxis: "Baby_boomer, launch your secret weapon... the_bullette, get back here, and i'll go out and ride my Vanessilium, it's time to remove that pesky wavy hero out of here."

baby_boomer : "Mwaahahahahahah!! Finally, I get to kill some hero."

the_bullette : "roger sir, i'm on my way back, do you want me to send another ten flanks of weasleynaughts sir? "

kherniaxis: "very smart... yes.. but not just ten, send thirty flanks, it is time.


bbbbbrrrooooommmmmmm.... wwzzzzzssshhhhttt....


wavymoks : "what the hell is that sound??"

liwanagrace : "look at the right flank... see that light?"

qatarmus prime : "prepare for anything guys... jhustinites on me..focus all your attack on the righ...no.. shit. left side!! thirty flanks here!! fire at will!!"

wavymoks : "shinycoy!! proceed to the left flank, i'll protect the right. are the smurfers enjoying a light show?? pretty-lewi, do move at the middle flank, and let the medics protect you, bomber follow me."

liwanagrace : "geezz wavymoks, your sweet talking can't win wars you know"

wavymoks : "aahh... but sugar, my record's 4,063 and 0... it can, it certainly can." -winks-


bomber morran slowly walks to follow wavy moks, and liwanagrace quickly summons the medics at her side in the middle flank, they brace themselves against what the smurfers are brewing.


the_bullette : "footies!! focus your fire at wavymoks!! now!! "


meanwhile, from the dazzling array of light, emerges the Vanessilium... ready to shoot her main weapon, the chronoblaster™, capable of killing 1000 jhustinites in one shot. below the ship, bomber_morran carries the same weapon and is ready to shoot his mortal enemy bomber_morran who is currently in front of liwanagrace.


liwanagrace : "that's our weapon!! they made one!!

wavymoks : -jumps up and floats in the air- "say goodbye to your ship kherniaxis... spear, transform to photon canon 1000, it's poking time!!! bomber_morran, protect me while i wait for my spear to transform!! hurry!!! my car hood shield can't take all this fire power from the weasleynaughts."

qatarmus prime : "i'm sorry general liwanagrace, but they have two."

wavymoks : "bomber_morran!!! COVER ME !!! NOW!!!!!! "


Baby Boomer fires his chronoblaster the same time as the Vanessilium, targeting bomber_morran. the vanessilium on the other hand fires at wavymoks, whose spear is still transforming.


bomber morran : "NOOOOO!!! " -thinking that general liwanagrace is the target, quickly covers liwanagrace with his body, and absorbs one hundred percent of the shot. -


The vanessilium fires at wavymoks. Everyone is blinded by the superb fire power of the two chronoblasters. the blast lasts for twenty seconds... and as the light fades, bomber_morran falls to the ground, with his back badly burned. Everyone is in shock, for wavymoks is nowhere to be found.


qatarmus prime : "wavy... come in wavy.. answer me!!"

liwanagrace : " bomber.... medics, help him. wavy... wavymoks... answer this message.. i order you!! "-as tears slowly trickle down her usually scary eyes-

kherniaxis : "Mwahahahahhahahaha!!! The end of wavymoks !! Mwahahahahah!!! Enough of this game, let's go back!! We've won!! leave the weasleynaughts.

baby_boomer : "but general, some heroes are still alive, let's kill them."

kherniaxis : "fool!!! we can only use one shot at a time, we need to recharge the blasters let us go.. for today we celebrate... wavymoks' first defeat.... or probably..his last battle. Mwahahahahah!!! "

liwanagrace : "WAVYMOKKKKSSSSSS !!!"