Sunday, September 03, 2006

Hayfaniverse™ Characters Part I

WavyMoks™ - playboy by reputation, but actually, people just misinterpret his affable nature with the opposite sex. Hails from the Wavynerse™ dimension, sporting a fluffy wavy hair with headband. A great hero who has a perfect 4,063 - 0 win-loss battle record. His weapon: the Great Spear of Poking™ and carries his customized Car Hood™ as shield.

Qatarmus Prime™ - a retired playboy-by-reputation, for he was smitten by the intoxicated female hero from RedPonyverse™. A sleek freelance warrior from the sandy plains of Qatarniverse™ who achieved greatness by defeating the dreaded pirate Nademp3™. He always wears his multipurpose orange turban with ice pack. His weapon of choice, the Photon Cannon Enigma Series 4™ with mug storage.

Mamamshieholic™ - anything but sober. Few beings can drive a car when intoxicated, but our heroine can pilot a battleship and wage war with other planets with a bad hang over. A proud warrior from RedPonyverse™, who's experience includes life saving missions to other universe, notably the last great war with the pirates at Qatarniverse. She's normally carrying a bottle of strong beer almost everytime. Weapon of choice: Photon Canon Beta Series™ with backpack full of beer.

LiwanaGrace™ - the feisty hot-headed heroine who migrated to RKniverse™ when she was young. Now she's back to her roots to fulfill her destiny. It is rumored that she's the great grand daughter of one of the light goddesses. Best known for her scary eyes and quick witted insults on the battle field. Weapon of choice: Laser Blasting Eye Glasses™ with lighter and cigarette storage.

LusciousLegDrop™ and HouseBandSky™ - the prophecy archives protector from the planet ThoracoLumbariosis™. An excellent muse and a superb bard, they are entrusted by the gods to protect the prophecy given by Bathaluis™. Both of them have extreme appetite for love-making that usually results to serious blunder with the archives. The muse almost always wear this revealing sleeveless long gown with waist high slits, sporting an anvil tattoo on her right arm. The bard, doing almost all the house chores wears his favorite daffy duck blue apron with terno boxers. They dislike fighting and their weapon of choice : poetry, prose and melody.

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