the general's folly

95 million, seven hundred thirty-two thousand and three light years away from the alliance base, floating through the void of space with no exact location or direction, like a bubble, lies the secret base of the lead smurfers' general, kherniaxis. only the smurfers' heroes, generals and officials are inside the Lanainess, general kherniaxis' private bar/pub/girl mecca. everyone of them are in a jolly mood celebrating the death of the smurfers' number one thorn, wavymoks. the generals are so confident with their next attack that they allowed the regular puny weasleynaughts to plan their next mission against the alliance.

inside the Lanainess, the winning general is sitting with four gorgeous girls and two transvestites from different universes while enjoying the booze and the food. beside him is the_bullette, with two lovely white chicks while baby boomer is contemplating in one corner drinking his liquor. almost all the officers has two partners flanking them.

"let us celebrate the death of wavymoks!! and our near victory with this ongoing war!!!! hail the smurfers!!! let us celebrate the death of wavymoks!! and our near victory with this ongoing war!!!! hail the smurfers!!! our near victory with this ongoing war!!! hail the smurfers!!! let us celebrate the death of wavymoks!!! today, we are celebrating the death of wavymoks, and let us hail the smurfers!!! we are going to win this war!!!" kherniaxis shouts in a drunken stupor.

"long live the smurfers!!! long live our general!!!" shouts the other officials while raising their glasses.

a smurf official approaches the triumphant general and congratulates him for his latest success. kherniaxis smiles at him, clapa his hands and out of nowhere two equally lovely females hugs the official and quickly stabs him at his back, immediately ending the life of the poor official. the music stops and everyone stares at the lifeless body of the smurfer official.

"no one has the right to kiss my ass!!! i don't need you to praise me or adore me, i want you to kill for me!! to fight for me!! to win for me!!! does everybody understand? i don't need praises or adoration! i need dead bodies from the alliance! i need you to win for me, not to kiss my ass. i hope that i am making myself clear!" kherniaxis yells on top of his lungs.

"guard, clean this mess!! and let's continue the party!!!!", he shouts to the nearest sentinels. the music resumes and everyone continues what are they doing as if nothing happened.

"hey bullette, that invisible female warrior really has the hots for you... what the hell happened between you two?" baby boomer asks the_bullette.

"it doesn't matter what happened between us, the important thing is we can use that anger to our advantage." the bullette calmly replied.

"awwww come on man... i've never seen a female so mad and angry, even matching the greatest berserker from the smurfers. what happened?" baby boomer insists.

"i don't want to talk about it." the_bullette stands up and walks away with the two white chicks.

"don't you dare turn your back on me... i'm talking to you!!!" angrily shouts baby_boomer as he throws a psychic poisoned boomerang to the_bullette. the latter falls down and boomer quickly jumps at him and continues to punch him while shouting, "why did you turn your back on me??!! don't you think i'm great enough ??!! ha??! ha??!! damn you bullette!!! i could have killed that pesky bomber morran if kherniaxis didn't stop me. i have the right to be heard!!! i have the right to ask questions!!! damn you!! damn you!! don't you ever turn your back on me!!"

"stop this fighting!!!", kherniaxis quickly grabs baby boomer and throws him on the other side of the room. smurfer medics quickly approach the_bullette to inject him with the antidote for the poison.

"why the hell did you attack the_bullette??!!!" kherniaxis asks baby boomer.
baby boomer, obviously shaken by the throw, instantly mutters, "i'm... i'm sorry general, i got carried away... it's... it's all my fault. i don't know what came over me, it.. it just .. made me angry. i don't know what happened. i'm really sorry general kherniaxis... i'm... i'm... really sorry the_bullette... please.. forgive me.." baby boomer replies, and shocked when he realized he almost killed his colleague.

the_bullette weakly stands up, with the help of the smurfer medics, looks at boomer and says, "no problem, it's over, i prefer not to talk about it, is all." and he exits the room with the help of the medics.

suddenly the main door opens and a young smurfer quickly shouts "general!! general kherniaxis, private audio-video-olfactory call for you... it's your wife!!"
a private audio-video-olfactory call is a real time communication method from someone across the universe who wants to talk to any being anywhere. normally the receiver of the call is the only one who can see, hear, or feel the caller.

"damn it!!" kherniaxis curses, as he runs towards the water closet. "stop the music and shut your mouths!!" kherniaxis warns the smurfers as he answers his wife's call, forgetting to turn off the mic he's carrying.

"hmmm...hi loveydoveypoo, hmm.. yes, i'm with the other generals... yes loveydoveypoo, we're all busy here. yes i know. i'm sorry i can't tell you where we are right now, our communication might be intercepted.. yes loveydoveypoo, we don't have any party here, we are seriously planning... yes.. i do.. i do.. ok... loveydoveypoo... bye." kherniaxis tries his best to charm his wife to believe him.

after the call he goes out and sees most of the officers smirking. "damn!!! alright!! turn off all incoming communications for me!!! bring back the music!! let's party!!!" kherniaxis shouts.

meanwhile, on the other side of the room a light rosy silhouette of a woman watches everything that is happening...