simultaneous
weeks have passed after the so-called death of wavymoks, and both the alliance and the smurfers are planning their next assault on each other...
meanwhile in planet thoracolumbariosis, wavymoks studies and analyzes the prophecy of the gods about the union of the light goddess and the adopted hero.
"ok, so what you trying to tell me is, i need to use this spear as the key to open up the hidden vault where the original prophecy and secrets about the hayfaniverse hero are hidden?" wavymoks asks housebandsky and luciouslegdrop.
"it is written...
the hero will come who is the key
to open the archive dome
for the archivers to see",
housebandsky sings.
"so come on young hero,
insert that spear
so what was hidden before
shall now appear",
luciouslegdrop then recites .
"ok very well then, let's give this a try. spear, change into a big key, but goodness, where the hell will i insert this key...? there's no key hole... i mean, there's no small key hole for a key, all this door has is a big round hole in the middle and two small holes near the big hole." asks wavymoks.
"haven't you learned anything from your stay here? if there's a hole, insert something!!" housebandsky frantically shouts at wavymoks in a singsong voice.
"the hole's too big for my spear!!!", wavymoks retorts.
"listen up yo, my golly!! if the hole's too big, then increase your spear's girth!! (spear's girth, girth girth with a g-i-r-t-h!) not every hole knows PC!!! (yo yo yo)", housebandsky raps.
"what's a PC?", wavymoks innocently asks, as if not knowing.
"never mind that, just make your spear sturdier!!!", housebandsky impatiently replies.
"ok ok, goodness... spear... be sturdier!!", wavymoks commands. as the spear adjusts to the right girth, wavy moks tries to insert it at the so-called key hole. "ampness, it's not working! maybe if i insert and then remove it faster..."
"harder harder!!" shouts the muse.
"yeah yeah... goodness! harder ok" our hero continues to thrust the key to the so-called key hole faster and harder.
"unnhhh...ahhh.. unnnhh. ahhh. .hah hah hah.. unnhh.. "
"what the hell is that sound? is this door saying something?" wavymoks puts his ear at the door, and to his shock and amazement, he was drawn to watch housebandsky and lusciouslegdrop sensually caressing each other's body.
"goodness!! you two!! will you try to concentrate on the task at hand?! quit fooling around!! i don't think that the spear is the key." wavymoks tells the bard.
"ooppsss.. hehehe, sorry my friend, we got carried away with that thrusting motion" the bard sheepishly explains.
"wait a minute, do i have the key or i am the key?" wavymoks carefully studies the keyhole and touches his hair...
"it is written...
the hero will come who is the key
to open the archive dome
for the archivers to see",
housebandsky repeats the verse.
"that's it!! i am the key! i'll just put my head in here and both of my hands in here.." as the hero inserts his arms and head in the key hole, the door clicks and the vault opens.
"hahahahaha, it worked!! come on strong bard help me push this door open." our hero requests the bard to help him.
as they open the door, a great light envelops the three.
**************************************
a sweet love song plays and the cyborg hero known as qatarmus walks bravely towards the beautiful lead medic, mamamshieholic. everything seems to stop moving except of course for shinycoy and the chinita lass who are dancing as if they're the only people in the room.
"excuse me miss, mind if i ask your name and also... hmm... dance with you....?" qatarmus nervously asks mamamshieholic.
the lead medic looks back waving her hair into a fashion that can melt even the most frozen heart, smiles and looks at the dashing cyborg who's asking her name. "yes..."
at that moment the cyborg hero's heart jumps with joy and in a swift motion, he bravely stoops down to meet the lead medics' gaze and kisses her. a kiss that the lead medic welcomes with buckling knees.
it lasted for five seconds, no, more than 10 seconds, but for the two it seems like eternity. they stop when the crowd starts cheering and howling. with her face blushing, mamamshieholic, says "you're asking me to dance?"
"yes miss... may i?" replies qatarmus, feeling throbs all over his half-human body.
"you already kissed me, so why not. i'm mamamshieholic by the way. and these are my friends, ishmolba and ronniebro.."
"hi...mamamshieholic, i'm qatarmus prime. ladies if you'll excuse us."
the two starts dancing on the dance floor. hearts beating as if they're one. it was a feeling that the cyborg hero never felt before. a feeling that is at the same time foreign to the lead medic. on one corner while chatting with the chinita soldier, shinycoy is smirking, while contemplating on the future of his precious locks.
*************************************************************
"knight pinkstar!! knight pinkstar!! where are you??" liwanagrace shouts at the stables.
"i'm here!! i'm cleaning my horse", replies pinkstar, "who's there?"
"it is me, liwanagrace, i have come to tell you the good news about your request." she remarks as she walks towards the knight priestess.
"my request?" pinkstar asks.
"yes your request to finally go into the battlefield."
"i am honored, general, at last i can show those smurfers that i'm not only good inside the infirmary but a powerful force on the battle field, too."
"i'm glad that you haven't changed your mind about your plan. the alliance needs your healing aura and your uncanny way of leadership on the field. prepare your armor and we'll be transporting in a week." liwanagrace briefs pinkstar before leaving.
"hear that pinkhorse? we're going to the battlefield next week!! i'll proceed to the armory and prepare our things." pinkstar whispers to her horse.
as the knight priestess leaves the stables, the pink horse flicks her eyes as if scared of something.
*************************************************************
meanwhile inside bomber morran's room, he browses his archives and searches for his latest text communication with wavymoks.
wavymoks and bomber moran were previously text communication buddies before the lucky hero died at Remoth Bondith.
"here it is, dated eons ago. finally i found it and here wavymoks says... i'm sending you the first copy of my book, the beginners' guide for flirting with strong women. by lucky wavymoks so you can use it for... he sent me this book ages ago, where did i hide it?"
and he starts searching for the 5d book inside his 5d drawer.
"hahaha, here it is, i thought i won't be needing you. here it is.. chapter one, gathering information about your target woman." bomber morran smiles as he reads the book and memorizes it by heart.
***********************************************************
inside baby boomer's pad, he contemplates on what he just did to his colleague the_bullette. he certainly must learn to control his anger. that sudden burst of emotion might kill someone important to their cause.
he walks around his room thinking, breathing heavily, relaxing his self.
"i know what can cool me down" he searches through his multiple locked drawers and brings out the picture of... his long time crush... general liwanagrace.
meanwhile in planet thoracolumbariosis, wavymoks studies and analyzes the prophecy of the gods about the union of the light goddess and the adopted hero.
"ok, so what you trying to tell me is, i need to use this spear as the key to open up the hidden vault where the original prophecy and secrets about the hayfaniverse hero are hidden?" wavymoks asks housebandsky and luciouslegdrop.
"it is written...
the hero will come who is the key
to open the archive dome
for the archivers to see",
housebandsky sings.
"so come on young hero,
insert that spear
so what was hidden before
shall now appear",
luciouslegdrop then recites .
"ok very well then, let's give this a try. spear, change into a big key, but goodness, where the hell will i insert this key...? there's no key hole... i mean, there's no small key hole for a key, all this door has is a big round hole in the middle and two small holes near the big hole." asks wavymoks.
"haven't you learned anything from your stay here? if there's a hole, insert something!!" housebandsky frantically shouts at wavymoks in a singsong voice.
"the hole's too big for my spear!!!", wavymoks retorts.
"listen up yo, my golly!! if the hole's too big, then increase your spear's girth!! (spear's girth, girth girth with a g-i-r-t-h!) not every hole knows PC!!! (yo yo yo)", housebandsky raps.
"what's a PC?", wavymoks innocently asks, as if not knowing.
"never mind that, just make your spear sturdier!!!", housebandsky impatiently replies.
"ok ok, goodness... spear... be sturdier!!", wavymoks commands. as the spear adjusts to the right girth, wavy moks tries to insert it at the so-called key hole. "ampness, it's not working! maybe if i insert and then remove it faster..."
"harder harder!!" shouts the muse.
"yeah yeah... goodness! harder ok" our hero continues to thrust the key to the so-called key hole faster and harder.
"unnhhh...ahhh.. unnnhh. ahhh. .hah hah hah.. unnhh.. "
"what the hell is that sound? is this door saying something?" wavymoks puts his ear at the door, and to his shock and amazement, he was drawn to watch housebandsky and lusciouslegdrop sensually caressing each other's body.
"goodness!! you two!! will you try to concentrate on the task at hand?! quit fooling around!! i don't think that the spear is the key." wavymoks tells the bard.
"ooppsss.. hehehe, sorry my friend, we got carried away with that thrusting motion" the bard sheepishly explains.
"wait a minute, do i have the key or i am the key?" wavymoks carefully studies the keyhole and touches his hair...
"it is written...
the hero will come who is the key
to open the archive dome
for the archivers to see",
housebandsky repeats the verse.
"that's it!! i am the key! i'll just put my head in here and both of my hands in here.." as the hero inserts his arms and head in the key hole, the door clicks and the vault opens.
"hahahahaha, it worked!! come on strong bard help me push this door open." our hero requests the bard to help him.
as they open the door, a great light envelops the three.
**************************************
a sweet love song plays and the cyborg hero known as qatarmus walks bravely towards the beautiful lead medic, mamamshieholic. everything seems to stop moving except of course for shinycoy and the chinita lass who are dancing as if they're the only people in the room.
"excuse me miss, mind if i ask your name and also... hmm... dance with you....?" qatarmus nervously asks mamamshieholic.
the lead medic looks back waving her hair into a fashion that can melt even the most frozen heart, smiles and looks at the dashing cyborg who's asking her name. "yes..."
at that moment the cyborg hero's heart jumps with joy and in a swift motion, he bravely stoops down to meet the lead medics' gaze and kisses her. a kiss that the lead medic welcomes with buckling knees.
it lasted for five seconds, no, more than 10 seconds, but for the two it seems like eternity. they stop when the crowd starts cheering and howling. with her face blushing, mamamshieholic, says "you're asking me to dance?"
"yes miss... may i?" replies qatarmus, feeling throbs all over his half-human body.
"you already kissed me, so why not. i'm mamamshieholic by the way. and these are my friends, ishmolba and ronniebro.."
"hi...mamamshieholic, i'm qatarmus prime. ladies if you'll excuse us."
the two starts dancing on the dance floor. hearts beating as if they're one. it was a feeling that the cyborg hero never felt before. a feeling that is at the same time foreign to the lead medic. on one corner while chatting with the chinita soldier, shinycoy is smirking, while contemplating on the future of his precious locks.
*************************************************************
"knight pinkstar!! knight pinkstar!! where are you??" liwanagrace shouts at the stables.
"i'm here!! i'm cleaning my horse", replies pinkstar, "who's there?"
"it is me, liwanagrace, i have come to tell you the good news about your request." she remarks as she walks towards the knight priestess.
"my request?" pinkstar asks.
"yes your request to finally go into the battlefield."
"i am honored, general, at last i can show those smurfers that i'm not only good inside the infirmary but a powerful force on the battle field, too."
"i'm glad that you haven't changed your mind about your plan. the alliance needs your healing aura and your uncanny way of leadership on the field. prepare your armor and we'll be transporting in a week." liwanagrace briefs pinkstar before leaving.
"hear that pinkhorse? we're going to the battlefield next week!! i'll proceed to the armory and prepare our things." pinkstar whispers to her horse.
as the knight priestess leaves the stables, the pink horse flicks her eyes as if scared of something.
*************************************************************
meanwhile inside bomber morran's room, he browses his archives and searches for his latest text communication with wavymoks.
wavymoks and bomber moran were previously text communication buddies before the lucky hero died at Remoth Bondith.
"here it is, dated eons ago. finally i found it and here wavymoks says... i'm sending you the first copy of my book, the beginners' guide for flirting with strong women. by lucky wavymoks so you can use it for... he sent me this book ages ago, where did i hide it?"
and he starts searching for the 5d book inside his 5d drawer.
"hahaha, here it is, i thought i won't be needing you. here it is.. chapter one, gathering information about your target woman." bomber morran smiles as he reads the book and memorizes it by heart.
***********************************************************
inside baby boomer's pad, he contemplates on what he just did to his colleague the_bullette. he certainly must learn to control his anger. that sudden burst of emotion might kill someone important to their cause.
he walks around his room thinking, breathing heavily, relaxing his self.
"i know what can cool me down" he searches through his multiple locked drawers and brings out the picture of... his long time crush... general liwanagrace.
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