Thursday, December 14, 2006

-Sandstorm- (unedited version)

-sandstorm-

It's the same recurring dream that wavymoks is having since he was hit by the canon blaster. He was again standing in a neon yellow light and there's a silhouette of a girl crying, asking him to come back.

He wakes up... panting and sweating because of the dream. It has been hours since he left the hall of the archives and he still can't believe that the prophecy just gave him more trouble than before. it describes not one.. not two, but three supposedly heroes. one who has the key, one who's destined to be, and one who would be.

the only great thing about the prophecy was, it tells of a machine capable of stopping the growth of smurfers, a machine that can make the smurfers disappear. that machine is located here in the hayfaniverse, and its located somewhere inside the smurfers colony.

“just great... another new problem”, grunts wavymoks.

“excuse us great hero!” housebandsky prompted behind wavymoks.


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“What do you mean the gods are on their side now? that the gods will be on their side? what do you mean by that ?” shouted kherniaxis at his visitor.

“My liege, they'll be adding the priestess knight_pinkstarr on the battlefield on their next defense on planet lowheist. and we all know what happens if any of us hurt a loyal servant of the gods...” answered by the visitor wearing a light red costume.

“very well, very well, the smurfers army is thankful for your help. we are very thankful to you... but before you go... would you like to..” as general kherniaxis started seducing his visitor.

“uhmmm.. my general, as much as i want to but i need to go back before...” the visitor didn't finish her sentence, the general quickly kisses her and held her tight.



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“hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm” mamamshieholic gasps, “qatarmus, i'm not even your girlfriend, would you please stop kissin.. mmmmmfff” qatarmus kisses her again.

the two of them, qatarmus prime and mamamshieholic transferred to a more couple friendly place inside the dencinito bar.

“i guess i'm your boyfriend right now, and you're my girl.” qatarmus winks at her lass. mamamshieholic just smiled. she knows that she's already smitten by the dashing cyborg from Qatarniverse™.

although he is totally falling for the leadmedic, cyborg qatarmus is hoping that mamashieholic has the other half of his heart.

on the other side of the bar, there's shinycoy using all his sweet talks to the chinita soldier he just met earlier.


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knight pinkstarr decided to go back to the temple, as she walks past the street she met the transporter polengport and asked him to carefully check the door locks and windows on the stable.
“it looks like that there's a sandstorm forming from the west. i don't want any of the animals to be afraid when it reaches them”
“it wouldn't be a problem, high priestess” polengport replied and he quickly teleported inside the stables.

“hmmmm everything seems clear here, all doors locked and windows closed, ventilation system is ok. good.” polengport talks to himself as he goes around and check the whole stable.

polengport is half human/half machine, his upper torso forms his human part and his lower half is a two wheel moving vehicle. the two wheel enables him to move faster on land and flat surfaces, on rough terrains, he normally uses his powers of teleportation. No one knows why he chooses this kind of lower body. No one even knew if he's really an amputee.

Just as he reaches the end of the stables he heard someone pop from behind. being the jhustinites main teleporter, he is certainly familiar with that audible popping sound everytime someone or something's been teleported. He quickly teleports toward the sound. and he saw..

“who are you? and what are you doing here?” demanded polengport as he saw a lady in light red gown.

“huh... oh.. me, i'm the pink heartt™, i'm one of the head priestess helpers here in the stables.” replied the female.

“really? i've been here for a while, and i'm pretty sure i was alone earlier. and what is that popping sound? are you a teleporter?” polengport slowly points his guns towards Pink heartt.

“sir, i'm really sorry if you didn't see me earlier. i'm taking a nap near the office. that popping sound came from that plastic door” as she points behind polengport.

“don't move...i'll check it out.” slowly, polengport rolls towards the plastic door, opens it and closes it.

“pommmpppp” the door pops

convinced, our teleporter lower his guns and smiled on the lady. “i'm sorry my lady, i need to be careful. we all know what happened when the_bullette was here.” polengport bows down at pink heartt

“no harm done, jhustinites handsome teleporter, you are just doing your job.” replied pink heartt.

polengport smiled when he heard the word handsome from the lady. “my fair lass, how can i be handsome? look at me i'm half machine half human.”

slowly pink heartt approaches the teleporter. she's the most beautiful woman polengport has ever seen in his entire life. that light red transparent gown's revealing her body.

“you are handsome my teleporter”. as she slowly kisses his lips.

polengport answered back. the kiss was so passionate, so sensual that he starts removing pink heartt's clothes.

pink heartt stops him. “this won't work my teleporter, you're on two wheels.”

polengport smiled, “no worries my lady, i can do this trick, but only for a while.” polengport clicks a button, and his legs appear and quickly mounted off his wheel.

“where were we?” polengport smiles at pinkheartt and they kissed.


Outside, the sandstorm arrived, blowing, howling loads of sand and dust masking the moans of passion inside the stables.

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Inside liwanagrace's room, she's preparing for her first lead role on the war tomorrow. she misses wavymoks uncanny humour of making each battle as funny as possible. she was smiling while she reminisce the good times that they spent together fighting side by side.

'knock knock' someone knocks at her door.

quickly liwanagrace opened the door, bomber is outside smiling.

“yes mr. morran, what seems to be the problem?” liwanagrace obviously irritated because of the sudden distraction.

“i'm sorry general, but i wanted to give you this.” bomber morran shows the flowers he is carrying and gives it to liwanagrace. “moonflowers for you.”

liwanagrace can't hide her smile when she saw the flowers. “moonflowers, my favorite!! but what's the occassion?”

“nothing much, i guess because you smiled at me today.” bomber smartly replied

“ha ha ha ha! thank you bomber.” as liwanagrace hugs the flowers.

“i'll be leaving now ma'am. have a great day.” bomber quickly turned around with a smile in his face. that 5d book he's reading actually works.