dreams and nightmares...

dreams are slippery things... fragments of the subconscious mind, or maybe one's past or future self. if one would only pay close attention to dreams, who knows what kinds of cryptic revelations and otherworldly knowledge they would reveal....

an unimaginably bright green-yellowish light ---

--- that's all he sees.

he stands up, naked, the strange light covers his body. "this is utterly fascinating", he thinks. and suddenly he sees her, a sad girl, calling his name... asking him to come back... she's waiting for him. he falls down.. and starts crying, he can't remember anything.

an unimaginably dark black-reddish light ---

--- that's all he sees.

he stands up, naked, the strange darkness isolates him. "i feel very cold and alone", he thinks. and suddenly, an ear shattering explosion resonates...he hears someone shout the most soul-chilling shriek he has ever heard... he falls down, shaking, terrified.

he sees the spear protruding out from the platform... he pulls it out.. and then everything goes blank.

he sees the spear protruding out from the platform... someone pulls it out.. and then he feels this excruciating pain within his body.

he wakes up in a ship.. a pirate ship. they're fighting... they're winning... and then.. an explosion... he blacks out.

he wakes up in a ship.. with another being...that ugly being attacks him.. he dashes out... suprisingly... with the attacks.. he's not hurt. and then an explosion.. they black out.

"GENERAL !!!", bomber morran wakes up, he feels his whole body aching. "it must be the blast from that boomer smurfer guy". he timidly tries to stand, but the quick graceful healing hands of the priestesses stop him.

"not now, bomber, you need to rest, it will take a couple of days before you can fully recover. we, the priestesses will make sure that everything is going to be fine." says knight pinkstar calmly.

"where's the general? is she alright?", panics bomber.

"yes she is, bomber. she's now preparing for the next defense of the alliance, you've been asleep for almost three days", explains pinkstar.

"really? three days huh. i'm glad i didn't fail to protect her.", boasts bomber.

"yes bomber, you may have successfully protected our general, but we lost one great hero. rest now, and gather your strength, the battlefield will need you soon." pinkstar walks to attend to the other jhustinites who need healing.

five hundred and one fuschia light years away, on planet thoracolumbariosis, our hero, wavymoks, opens his eyes.

"Iiggghhhkksss... huh... i'm alive" he touches his head, his shoulders, his body. "i'm alive!! nyahahahahah!! that moronic general missed!! goodness! goodness! nyahahahahaha!!"

"nnggghhh".. an erotic moan comes from somewhere.

"what is that sound...? and where am i? what are these strange caricatures on the walls...? ooohhh... bad headache." as he collapses again on his bed.

wavymoks looks to his right.. and there's this beautiful lady glistening with glittery sweat... she murmurs and drones on sexily, as if she's in ecstacy.. or consumed ultimately by a supreme being. wavymoks can see only half of her body. she opens her eyes lazily and looks seductively
at him.

"aaahhhh our hero has awakened,
for luck is his charm

in the scrolls, it is written

that nothing can give him harmmmhhhhh"

"hah hah...we've been waiting
the prophecy foretold

a being will come down falling

with the secret key he holds.. unngghh"

"hmm.. excuse me my vivacious, sexy lady, but what are you talking about? and why are you acting like that... and what do you mean WE?? who's with you?" wavymoks says as he tries to stand.

"ngggggghhhh..." the lady bites her luscious berry-red lips and smiles.

"we... young man,
the great bard protector
and the muse woman..
whom i adore"

then a well-built muscular man, wearing an apron, suddenly appears from below, as he wipes his face and smiles to the hero. the lady muse then stands up, fixes herself.. and flashes a satisfied smile to the bard.

"welcome, welcome, don't be shy,
to the hall of prophecy and archives,
i'm the bard, husbandsky...
and she's luciouslegdrop my wife"

"hall of prophecy? where exactly am i? and where's my spear? how the hell did i survive that blast? and please.. stop sensually touching each other.", wavymoks replies, as he thinks of his pretty general.

the bard clears his throat and the muse readies herself, for they start to speak the language of prose and lyric poetry.

"prophecy, place, spear, blast
questions will be answered

but for now just relax,

and allow us to be heard"

"tis planet thoracolumbariosis
the globe of prophecy and archive

our existence is to assist

the hero destined to arrive"

"a hero whose clouded past
shrouds mystery to all

yet he comes, at last

for his memory to be recalled"

"he will survive out of luck
the key he holds saves from harm

teleports him though stuck

like he lost an arm."

"what do you mean the key i hold? and it loses an arm? do keys have arms? and wow, you two know how to rhyme! goodness, goodness!" wavymoks interrupts.

"ohh..duh, we're just reading the dummy board behind you.", the bard sings.

"sssshhh...

soon you'll see...

soon you'll know...

for now,

sleep,

and may the gods

bestow their

greatness onto you."

and they break out into a soft melodious lullabye to calm the inquisitive hero.

he dreams again --- there's a woman in front of him, bright lights cover her. he can't see her face, she calls him. lights flash as they hold hands... and then suddenly, darkness.

he dreams again --- there's a woman in front of him, bright lights cover her. he can't see her face, she asks him to come back. lights flash as they hold hands... and then suddenly, darkness.

Character Sketch -- Wavymoks™

art by orangejooz™...

Battle of Remoth Bondith (book version)

our story takes place in an accessible multiverse called Hayfaniverse, beside the constellation OxDotPeeEytch, one click away from PheelmusCrowdus, where gutter vomit can be found... in the gutter and everywhere.

in Hayfaniverse rests a swiftly moving psychedelically-colored planetary body... planet Remoth Bondith, named after a weird alien technology developed to straighten the surface of the planet, is characterized by a flat, unrolling, boring, uncrimped and dull terrain. it is on this land that a great battle between the Light and Dark Alliance and the Smurfers Army is being waged.

this epic saga unfolds with war. on a particularly smoother desert, the two armies face each other.

a flying unats-eagle overhead sees that the innumerable soldiers of the Smurfers Army is marching towards the Alliance's outpost. at the center of the moving army, is a strange silver ship, which seems... loading up energy. at the other end, the Alliance soldiers are getting ready to face their foe. their throng is well-organized, and grouped by batallions and companies. behind them is their artillery, manned by a silver-colored entity. and on the left is a helipad... oooopppss... that's not a helipad, it's another being.

the ice-blue stars and Remoth Bondith's three puke-purple and two acid green moons can be seen that night. on ground level, dust and smoke can be seen. and above, illuminating the battleground are floating earwax-yellow strobe lights.

Blllaaaammmm!!! zzzzzttt!! KaPPPooowwww!!!

laser shots and missiles are flying everywhere, blood and fuel cells are in the air, and the Alliance's heroes are putting up a good fight...

"ohhh yeah, this is fun. spear, transform to gattling gun!", shouts WavyMoks, as his spear transforms and starts rattling, killing most of the frontline weasleynaughts. the Great Spear of Poking, wavymoks' main weapon can transform into any shape that he can imagine. But during this transformation, it loses its unique ability to protect wavymoks from attacks, thus he also carries his near invulnerable Car Hood shield, to protect him during the interim. "darkzee, cover the left plank, shinycoy on the right, and qatarmus, we need more artillery attacks 40 degrees north by north east, mamamshieholics, need immediate help on delta company, and bomber, stay in front of that pretty hot chick general lewi.", he shouts commands to everyone, and lasciviously winks to LiwanaGrace.

"quit yapping wavymoks!! and don't call me lewi!! I'm still your lead commander here!" LiwanaGrace, the beautiful but deadly general of the the alliance army, smartly retorts, as she blasts a weasleynaught behind wavymoks, almost hitting his ear. "watch your back guys!! polengport.. teleport all the seriously injured jhustinites at the infirmary, and mamamshieholic, bring your friends here we need serious help on the injured!!", she commands.

just then, qatarmus prime, keeper and provider of artillery and ammunition affirms, "copy that wavy, 40 degrees north by north east", as clicking sounds "tsikukokokokokoko" can be heard. "I NEED MISSILES!!!"

bomber morran, shield and protector, meanwhile shouts "done" over the defeaning roar of the explosions as he moves to cover their general.

"heyy!! watch that crazy goggles of yours, you almost hit me!!" still touching his ear. "by the way can you do that again, that angry-concerned look, you look absolutely fabulous sugar", he says to liwanagrace.

just then, darkzee shouts "wavyyyy!!! i need some help here!! stop flirting with the boss!!" as she whacks her way thru the enemy.

"woniebro!! ishmolba!! get your asses in here, we need immediate med backup !!! polengport!! bring the seriously injured ones at the infirmary!!", mamamshieholic drunkenly slurs.

wavymoks focuses the gattling gun on the left plank and says, "this is too easy, is this the best these smurfers can give??"

meanwhile, darkzee's invisibility enables her to hack her way through enemy field, as her costume's power works only at night. as wavymoks continues to fire his way on the enemy flanks, along with the artillery support from qatarmus prime, with liwanagrace organizing the jhustinites, and with bomber morran protecting the weak flanks, with the help of medics and their teleporter, the alliance is winning the battle.

on the smurfers' side, General Kherniaxis seems to be just fine, unrattled with the onslaught of the alliance heroes. General Kherniaxis, smurfers priced recruit, is the mastermind of this assault against the alliance. feared by men, and unwanted by women, his uncanny approach to any battle makes him a near unbeatable leader. his henchman, The_bullette or the great spy and Baby_boomer, the psychic poison attacker provides him with superb knowledge on the battlefield.

"foolish heroes. send more Weasleynaughts at the battle field! we're going to wear them out first before we attack. and send The_Bullette on the right side, to meet that invisible thingy warrior", Kherniaxis devillishly mutters, and follows it with wicked laughter. "how old are you again baby?", he says as he grabs the butt of one female soldier near him.

"roger that sir, that invisible thingy is darkzee, i know what do to sir.", The_Bullette confidently says.

just then wavymoks saw 10 new flanks of weasleynaughts...

wavymoks shouts, "damn !!! when will they run out of these footies?!! Spear, change to Gattling gun, quadruple barrel mode!! "

in an instant, The_bullette appears on the left plank, behind the weasleynaughts, and beside him is baby_boomer, waiting for darkzee to attack. Then darkzee sees her previous lover, and goes berserk, killing, hacking anyone who comes near her as she moves forward to the_bullette. As the blood of her victims envelops her, she loses her invisibility advantage.

Liwanagrace, seeing what's happening shouts, "DARKZEE !!! STOP!! IT'S A TRAP!! FALL BACK!! FALL BACK!! Wavymoks!! help darkzee !!"

"shit !!! bomber morran, move towards the middle, i'll cover the left plank.. POLENGPORT !!!! get darkzee out of there !!! ASAP !! ", wavymoks immediately responds.

bomber morran whines, "but what about the general, she needs protection."

polengport then complains, "are you nuts??!! i'll be shredded into pieces if i teleport near her.

"spear!! transform to sniper canon!!, polengport, i'll hit her weapon and you teleport her as soon as I hit her, understood?!! BOMBER!! for fuck's sake!! protect the middle flank!! ", wavymoks shouts, as he moves swiftly.

darkzee continues to attack the weasleynaughts, as the_bullette and baby_boomer smile evilly, preparing for the kill.

"Damn you bullettee!!!!! i'll kill you!!! aaaarrrrhhhhh!!!", darkzee shouts, along with the piercing pain in her heart at the sight of her former lover.

kkkzzzzzzztttt kabbbloooommm!!! wavymoks hits the quadruple blade.

zzzrrrnnnggttt... pop !! polengport quickly teleports darkzee out of the battlefield and confines her inside the infirmary jail, an elongated room with unbreakable pink steel bars, designed specifically by the high priestess, knight pinkstar. inside these steelbars, any being loses his powers and their weapons' capability, with the exception of the teleporter. for there is no escape in this jail, unless you're teleported out.

"aaaahhh!! eeeeeeehhh!!! why did you stop me?!! get me out of here!!!!!", darkzee screams.

"stay here, you are unfit to fight again. you need to calm down.", knight pinkstar struggles to hold her down.

back at the battle field, wavymoks quickly raises his carhood shield, as he waits for his spear to transform back to the quadruple barrel gattling gun. he was suprised to see that the middle flank is almost depleted due to the attack.

"shit!! where the hell is bomber?!!! i fuckin told you to stay at the middle!!", wavymoks shouts, enraged.

bomber morran replies in a shrill voice, "i need to be here, beside the general liwanagrace, the smurfers focus their attack here."

wavymoks, furious at bomber, shouts, "are you blind??!! the middle flank's depleted. go back here with me, and help me protect the injured ones!! mamamshieholic!!! i need immediate med backup here at the middle flank!! now!!! "

liwanagrace, sensing a heated fight brewing between bomber and wavymoks, takes charge and commands, "go and protect the middle flank bomber, i don't need your protection here, i can take care of myself, the jhustinites need you!"

meanwhile qatarmus prime's voice is heard over the radio, "wavy!! do you need fire power on the middle flank??"

"thanks qatarmus, glad that you're here, do proceed to protect the left flank, darkzee just lost her cool after seeing that traitor!! " wavymoks replies as he continues to focus his gattling gun against the weasleynaughts.

qatarmus prime answers, "consider it done! battle mode transform!!" tsikukokokokokoko.
At the smurfers' side, general kherniaxis is smiling, his plan worked, one hero at a time. As he wears back his clothes and leaves the crying female soldier in one corner, he orders to launch their secret weapon.

kherniaxis commands, "Baby_boomer, launch your secret weapon... the_bullette, get back here, and i'll go out and ride my Vanessilium, it's time to remove that pesky wavy hero out of here."
"Mwaahahahahahah!! Finally, I get to kill some hero.", baby_boomer evilly laughs.
the_bullette then says, "roger sir, i'm on my way back, do you want me to send another ten flanks of weasleynaughts sir? "

"very smart... yes.. but not just ten, send thirty flanks, it is time.", as kherniaxis moves fast.
bbbbbrrrooooommmmmmm.... wwzzzzzssshhhhttt....

"what the hell is that sound??", wavymoks wondered.

"look at the right flank... see that light?", as liwanagrace becomes increasingly alarmed and wary.

qatarmus prime warns the troops, "prepare for anything guys... jhustinites on me..focus all your attack on the righ...no.. shit. left side!! thirty flanks here!! fire at will!!"

wavymoks prepares the Alliance fighters, and shouts commands at them, "shinycoy!! proceed to the left flank, i'll protect the right. are the smurfers enjoying a light show?? pretty-lewi, do move at the middle flank, and let the medics protect you, bomber follow me."

liwanagrace rolls her eyes, and says, "geezz wavymoks, your sweet talking can't win wars you know"

wavymoks winks at her and replies, "aahh... but sugar, my record's 4,063 and 0... it can, it certainly can."

bomber morran slowly walks to follow wavy moks, and liwanagrace quickly summons the medics at her side in the middle flank, they brace themselves against what the smurfers are brewing.

the_bullette screams thuderously, "footies!! focus your fire at wavymoks!! now!! "

meanwhile, from the dazzling array of light, emerges the Vanessilium... ready to shoot her main weapon, the chronoblaster™, capable of killing 1000 jhustinites in one shot. below the ship, bomber_morran carries the same weapon and is ready to shoot his mortal enemy
bomber_morran who is currently in front of liwanagrace.

"that's our weapon!! they made one!!", liwanagrace remarks incredulously.

then wavymoks jumps up and floats in the air. "say goodbye to your ship kherniaxis... spear, transform to photon canon 1000, it's poking time!!! bomber_morran, protect me while i wait for my spear to transform!! hurry!!! my car hood shield can't take all this fire power from the weasleynaughts."

qatarmus prime says in a sad voice, "i'm sorry general liwanagrace, but they have two."

wavymoks moves and bravely shouts, "bomber_morran!!! COVER ME !!! NOW!!!!!! "

Baby Boomer fires his chronoblaster the same time as the Vanessilium did, targeting bomber_morran. the vanessilium on the other hand fires at wavymoks, whose spear is still transforming.

bomber morran, thinking that general liwanagrace is the target, quickly covers liwanagrace with his body, and absorbs one hundred percent of the shot. "NOOOOO!!! "

The vanessilium fires at wavymoks. Everyone is blinded by the superb fire power of the two chronoblasters. the blast lasts for twenty seconds... and as the light fades, bomber_morran falls to the ground, with his back badly burned. Everyone is in shock, for wavymoks is nowhere to be found.

after a few moments of silence, qatarmus prime's tearful voice is heard on the radio. "wavy... come in wavy.. answer me!!", he furiously tries to shout at his communicator device.

liwanagrace, getting up weakly mutters, " bomber.... medics, help him. wavy... wavymoks... answer this message.. i order you!! " tears slowly trickle down her usually scary eyes.

kherniaxis, with red eyes and flaring nostrils laughs his horrible laugh, "Mwahahahahhahahaha!!! The end of wavymoks !! Mwahahahahah!!! Enough of this game, let's go back!! We've won!! leave the weasleynaughts".

baby_boomer whines, "but general, some heroes are still alive, let's kill them."

"fool!!! we can only use one shot at a time, we need to recharge the blasters let us go.. for today we celebrate... wavymoks' first defeat.... or probably..his last battle. Mwahahahahah!!! ", says kherniaxis, as he scratches his crotch, and saunters away.

then liwanagrace falls down on her kness, looks up to the sky and shouts despairingly, "WAVYMOKKKKSSSSSS !!!"

Battle of Remoth Bondith™

Blllaaaammmm!!! zzzzzttt!! KaPPPooowwww !!!
Laser shots and missiles are flying everywhere, blood and fuel cells... and there they are.. the alliance's heroes...


wavymoks: "Ohhh yeah, this is fun. Spear, transform to gattling gun". spear transforms and starts rattling, killing most of the frontline weasleynaughts. "darkzee, cover the left plank, shinycoy on the right, qatarmus, we need more artillery attacks 40 degrees north by north east, mamamshieholics, need immediate help on delta company, and bomber, stay in front of that pretty hot chick general lewi." -winks-

liwanagrace : "quit yapping wavymoks!! and don't call me lewi!! I'm still your lead commander here." as she blasts a weasleynaught behind wavymoks, almost hitting his ear. "watch your back guys!! polengport.. teleport all the seriously injured jhustinites at the infirmary, and mamamshieholic, bring your friends here we need serious help on the injured!!"

qatarmus prime : "copy that wavy, 40 degrees north by north east", -clicking sounds tsikukokokokokoko- "I NEED MISSILES !!! "

bomber morran: "done".. as he moves to cover their general.

wavymoks : "heyy!! watch that crazy goggles of yours, you almost hit me!!" still touching his ear. "by the way can you do that again, that angry-concerned look, you look absolutely fabulous sugar", he says to liwanagrace.

darkzee : "wavyyyy!!! i need some help here!! stop flirting with the boss!!" as she whacks her way thru the enemy.

mamashieholic : "woniebro!! ishmolba!! get your asses in here, we need immediate med backup !!! polengport!! bring the seriously injured ones at the infirmary!! "

wavymoks : -focuses the gattling gun on the left plank- "this is too easy, is this the best these smurfers can give??"


Darkzee's invisibility enables her to hack her way through enemy field, as her costume's power works only at night. as wavymoks continues to fire his way on the enemy flanks, and as darkzee hacks her way inside, plus artillery support from qatarmus prime, and with liwanagrace organizing the jhustinites, and with bomber morran protecting the weak flanks, with the help of medics and their teleporter, the alliance is winning the battle.

On the smurfers' side, General Kherniaxis seems to be just fine, unrattled with the onslaught of the alliance heroes.


Kherniaxis : "foolish heroes. Send more Weasleynaughts at the battle field! We're going to wear them out first before we attack. And send The_Bullette on the right side, to meet that invisible thingy warrior". "how old are you again baby? ", he says as he grabs one unlucky female soldier near him.

The_Bullete : "roger that sir, that invisible thingy is darkzee, i know what do to sir."


Then wavymoks saw 10 new flanks of weasleynaughts...


wavymoks : "damn !!! when will they run out of these footies?!! Spear, change to Gattling gun, quadruple barrel mode!! "


The_bullette appears on the left plank, behind the weasleynaughts, and beside him is baby_boomer, waiting for darkzee to attack. Then darkzee sees her previous lover, and goes into a berserker barrage, killing, hacking anyone who comes near her as she moves forward to the_bullette. As the blood of her victims envelops her, she loses her invisibility advantage.


liwanagrace : "DARKZEE !!! STOP!! IT'S A TRAP!! FALL BACK!! FALL BACK!! Wavymoks!! help darkzee !!"

wavymoks : "shit !!! bomber morran, move towards the middle, i'll cover the left plank.. POLENGPORT !!!! get darkzee out of there !!! ASAP !! "

bomber morran: "but what about the general, she needs protection."

polengport : "are you nuts??!! i'll be shredded into pieces if i teleport near her.

wavymoks : "spear!! transform to sniper canon!!, polengport, i'll hit her weapon and you teleport her as soon as I hit her, understood?!! BOMBER!! for fuck's sake!! protect the middle flank!! "


Darkzee continues to attack the weasleynaughts, as the_bullette and baby_boomer smile evilly, preparing for the kill.


Darkzee : "Damn you bullettee!!!!! i'll kill you!!! aaaarrrrhhhhh!!!


kkkzzzzzzztttt kabbbloooommm!!!
wavymoks hits the quadruple blade.


zzzrrrnnnggttt... pop !! polengport quickly teleports darkzee out of the battlefield and confines her inside the infirmary jail.


darkzee : "aaaahhh!! eeeeeeehhh!!! why did you stop me?!! get me out of here!!!!!

knight pinkstar : "stay here, you are unfit to fight again. you need to calm down.


Back at the battle field, wavymoks quickly raises his carhood shield, as he waits for his spear to transform back to the quadruple barrel gattling gun. he was suprised to see, that the middle flank's almost depleted due to the attack.


wavymoks : "shit!! where the hell is bomber?!!! i fuckin told you to stay at the middle!!"

bomber morran: "i need to be here, beside the general liwanagrace, the smurfers focused their attack here."

wavymoks : "are you blind??!! the middle flank's depleted. go back here with me, and help me protect the injured ones!! mamamshieholic!!! i need immediate med backup here at the middle flank!! now!!! "

liwanagrace : "go and protect the middle flank bomber, i don't need your protection here, i can take care of myself, the jhustinites need you!"

qatarmus prime : -radio in- "wavy!! do you need fire power on the middle flank??"

wavymoks : "thanks qatarmus, glad that you're here, do proceed to protect the left flank, darkzee just lost her cool after seeing that traitor!! " continues to focus his gattling gun against the weasleynaughts.

qatarmus prime : "consider it done! battle mode transform!! " - tsikukokokokokoko-


At the smurfers' side, general kherniaxis is smiling, his plan worked, one hero at a time. As he wears back his clothes and leaves the crying female soldier in one corner, he orders to launch their secret weapon.


kherniaxis: "Baby_boomer, launch your secret weapon... the_bullette, get back here, and i'll go out and ride my Vanessilium, it's time to remove that pesky wavy hero out of here."

baby_boomer : "Mwaahahahahahah!! Finally, I get to kill some hero."

the_bullette : "roger sir, i'm on my way back, do you want me to send another ten flanks of weasleynaughts sir? "

kherniaxis: "very smart... yes.. but not just ten, send thirty flanks, it is time.


bbbbbrrrooooommmmmmm.... wwzzzzzssshhhhttt....


wavymoks : "what the hell is that sound??"

liwanagrace : "look at the right flank... see that light?"

qatarmus prime : "prepare for anything guys... jhustinites on me..focus all your attack on the righ...no.. shit. left side!! thirty flanks here!! fire at will!!"

wavymoks : "shinycoy!! proceed to the left flank, i'll protect the right. are the smurfers enjoying a light show?? pretty-lewi, do move at the middle flank, and let the medics protect you, bomber follow me."

liwanagrace : "geezz wavymoks, your sweet talking can't win wars you know"

wavymoks : "aahh... but sugar, my record's 4,063 and 0... it can, it certainly can." -winks-


bomber morran slowly walks to follow wavy moks, and liwanagrace quickly summons the medics at her side in the middle flank, they brace themselves against what the smurfers are brewing.


the_bullette : "footies!! focus your fire at wavymoks!! now!! "


meanwhile, from the dazzling array of light, emerges the Vanessilium... ready to shoot her main weapon, the chronoblaster™, capable of killing 1000 jhustinites in one shot. below the ship, bomber_morran carries the same weapon and is ready to shoot his mortal enemy bomber_morran who is currently in front of liwanagrace.


liwanagrace : "that's our weapon!! they made one!!

wavymoks : -jumps up and floats in the air- "say goodbye to your ship kherniaxis... spear, transform to photon canon 1000, it's poking time!!! bomber_morran, protect me while i wait for my spear to transform!! hurry!!! my car hood shield can't take all this fire power from the weasleynaughts."

qatarmus prime : "i'm sorry general liwanagrace, but they have two."

wavymoks : "bomber_morran!!! COVER ME !!! NOW!!!!!! "


Baby Boomer fires his chronoblaster the same time as the Vanessilium, targeting bomber_morran. the vanessilium on the other hand fires at wavymoks, whose spear is still transforming.


bomber morran : "NOOOOO!!! " -thinking that general liwanagrace is the target, quickly covers liwanagrace with his body, and absorbs one hundred percent of the shot. -


The vanessilium fires at wavymoks. Everyone is blinded by the superb fire power of the two chronoblasters. the blast lasts for twenty seconds... and as the light fades, bomber_morran falls to the ground, with his back badly burned. Everyone is in shock, for wavymoks is nowhere to be found.


qatarmus prime : "wavy... come in wavy.. answer me!!"

liwanagrace : " bomber.... medics, help him. wavy... wavymoks... answer this message.. i order you!! "-as tears slowly trickle down her usually scary eyes-

kherniaxis : "Mwahahahahhahahaha!!! The end of wavymoks !! Mwahahahahah!!! Enough of this game, let's go back!! We've won!! leave the weasleynaughts.

baby_boomer : "but general, some heroes are still alive, let's kill them."

kherniaxis : "fool!!! we can only use one shot at a time, we need to recharge the blasters let us go.. for today we celebrate... wavymoks' first defeat.... or probably..his last battle. Mwahahahahah!!! "

liwanagrace : "WAVYMOKKKKSSSSSS !!!"

Special Characters Part I

ShinyCoy™ - sidekick of Qatarmus Prime™. He has a reputation of being smitten with anything that has a hole and talks. Rumored to have an aversion to Koreans, and women with kids. ShinyCoy™ hates to be brought up to a dare, and would do stupid things to prove that he is not a wuss. He is almost always mistaken to be a helipad from a bird's eye view. Weapon of choice: glistening sweat laser beam from his forehead that blinds anyone who chooses to look at it.

Characters Part 2

Bomber Morran™ - a silent brood from nowhere, it's a known fact to everyone that he's one of the two surviving witnesses to the catalysmic destruction of Jowleenium Falcon Universe™. Prefers to work alone, nicknamed as the one-man-army-in-tights because of his favorite neon green spandex pants. Due to his unique costume, he absorbs 80% of any kind of weapon/missiles/attacks thrown at him. Normally uses any weapon available on the field.


Baby Boomer™ - the priced assassin of the smurfers. he's the other survivor from Jowleenium Falcon. Unlike Bomber, this guy adores praises from his comrades and brags about his victories all the time. As time goes by, he develops an extreme vendetta with his fellow Jowleenian, believing there should only be one supreme Jowleen in this multiverse. Can be seen wearing white over-alls with tons of secret pockets. Power capability : can throw psychic boomerang-shaped energy that poisons the target.


DarkZee™ - an ex-lead warrior of the Dark Clan, now serving as heroine-for -hire for the alliance. She's Mamamshieholic's partner whose tolerance for alcohol is very low. Usually found lying on street gutters due to drunken stupor, crying, cursing for no apparent reason. An excellent warrior in the field, wearing her unique costume built with continuous small intestines of their sacred animal. This costume gives her near invisibility at night. Weapon of choice - a unique quad-blade sword™ dismantled from the ceiling fan.


Weaslynaughts™ - smurfer's foot soldiers whose population is near limitless. All products of cloning, these soldiers can take the bulk of any offensive attack the alliance can throw at them. Cloned after the Great Guardian™ of the Smurfers. Attack weapon : 20 milimiter CP8 vulcan and swords.


Jhustinites™ - alliance's main army, composed of light and dark humanoids and cyborgs. Named after the designer of their uniform, Hustinekros™. They are actually just civilians trained by the alliance to resist the smurfers main army. Weapon of choice : varies but most carry swords for hand to hand combat.


Polengport™ - alliance's teleporter. nothing is far and too many. he can teleport massive armies to anypoint he can see, either by himself or through relay cameras.


Jackskellington™ - wavymoks' pact-brother during the Galtosian Wars™. His rugged crew defeated other pirates and is said to reign supreme on ten universes. Sporting the dirty long hair look, this pirate captured hearts of tons of ladies around the multiverse, like Edmonada Universe™ and Diefornia Universe™. after the destruction of jowleenian universe, he disappeared along with his crew. Weapon of choice : his ship, the Black Dutchman™


Knight PinkStar™ - excellent jouster and healer, a devout bathaluisian, (beings who praise bathaluis), she's the lead priestess of the light ones. A holy being who can kick anyone's butt on the battle field. Usually seen inside the temple when she's not riding her Pink Horse™. Rumor has it that she has an autographed poster of jackskellington in her room. Weapon of choice : Pink Joust™.


The_Bullette™ - spy assassin of the smurfers, hired from Dencinio Universe™, infiltrated the ranks of the alliance and stole top secret weaponry blue prints. After his cover was blown, he's now considered as one of the most wanted assassins in the alliance. His name is usually overheard at the streets cursed by a drunk lady. Weapon of choice: 22 milimiter cp8 vulcan™.


Kherniaxis™ - smurfers lead general, leading almost 90% of the attacks on the alliance. considered to be the best tactician of the smurfers army, his battle record is second best to wavymoks. Usually seen flirting with his female subordinates, female colleagues, female civilians, female POWs, or anything who looks womanly enough for him. Rumored to be multisexual. Hired from the Dencinio Universe, his weapon of choice, his ship, The Vanessilium™


Tinay Toyomon™ - mysterious lady from wavymoks dreams.


Ishmolba Terebol™ - healer/volunteer, mamamshieholics colleague.


WonieBro™ - healer/volunteer, mamamshieholics colleague.

Hayfaniverse™ Characters Part I

WavyMoks™ - playboy by reputation, but actually, people just misinterpret his affable nature with the opposite sex. Hails from the Wavynerse™ dimension, sporting a fluffy wavy hair with headband. A great hero who has a perfect 4,063 - 0 win-loss battle record. His weapon: the Great Spear of Poking™ and carries his customized Car Hood™ as shield.

Qatarmus Prime™ - a retired playboy-by-reputation, for he was smitten by the intoxicated female hero from RedPonyverse™. A sleek freelance warrior from the sandy plains of Qatarniverse™ who achieved greatness by defeating the dreaded pirate Nademp3™. He always wears his multipurpose orange turban with ice pack. His weapon of choice, the Photon Cannon Enigma Series 4™ with mug storage.

Mamamshieholic™ - anything but sober. Few beings can drive a car when intoxicated, but our heroine can pilot a battleship and wage war with other planets with a bad hang over. A proud warrior from RedPonyverse™, who's experience includes life saving missions to other universe, notably the last great war with the pirates at Qatarniverse. She's normally carrying a bottle of strong beer almost everytime. Weapon of choice: Photon Canon Beta Series™ with backpack full of beer.

LiwanaGrace™ - the feisty hot-headed heroine who migrated to RKniverse™ when she was young. Now she's back to her roots to fulfill her destiny. It is rumored that she's the great grand daughter of one of the light goddesses. Best known for her scary eyes and quick witted insults on the battle field. Weapon of choice: Laser Blasting Eye Glasses™ with lighter and cigarette storage.

LusciousLegDrop™ and HouseBandSky™ - the prophecy archives protector from the planet ThoracoLumbariosis™. An excellent muse and a superb bard, they are entrusted by the gods to protect the prophecy given by Bathaluis™. Both of them have extreme appetite for love-making that usually results to serious blunder with the archives. The muse almost always wear this revealing sleeveless long gown with waist high slits, sporting an anvil tattoo on her right arm. The bard, doing almost all the house chores wears his favorite daffy duck blue apron with terno boxers. They dislike fighting and their weapon of choice : poetry, prose and melody.

Prologue : Hayfaniverse ™

in the beginning was chaos...

Bathaluis™ the supreme being created his universe, a universe divided into two major divisions.. the Light ones™ and the Dark ones™. he created a Multiverse Portal™ so other supreme beings from other universe will add a piece of their home to bathaluis' universe... the result...Hayfaniverse™ .

in the first few years of the creation, war raged on, the dark ones kept attacking the light ones and vice versa. a complete pandemonium that wrecked the universe's balance. to solve this problem, the supreme gods decided to add another division to the universe... the Smurfers™ ,irritable and strong creatures that attacked both light and dark beings. with a new threat to their nubile existence, the light and dark beings combined their forces to eradicate the smurfers.

the supreme gods predict that in the near future, a being from another universe will bring a lasting peace on the universe. it is written that this individual will marry the great grand daughter of the Supreme Light Goddess™. and they will rule the whole hayfaniverse.

But the smurfers are smart, they hire assassins from other universe through the multiverse portal. These assassins wreak havoc to both party, infiltrating the ranks and killing tough generals. Fighting a losing battle, the light and dark beings decided to imitate what the smurfers did, but this time, instead of hired assassins, they plea for heroes across the galaxies to help them. and so they came...